we all know that we've had embarrassing sex stories that we look back on nowadays and just makes us laugh. Or some crazy sex stories we look back on and go wow I can't believe that happened. I want to know what your funniest or craziest sex stories are. I guarantee this won't be the funniest story that's going to be posted on here. But I remember one day my husband came home from work acting all tired so I continue to make dinner. All of the sudden out of nowhere he charges me grabbed me starts kissing me ripping my clothes off rubbing me the whole nine yards. he lift me up throws me on the counter we start doing it there like super crazy knocking every single thing off the counters even all of the food that I just made weird covered in food even though that sounds really gross it was really crazy and kind of fun. We kept moving to different spots in the kitchen and the living room and dining room. Finally after 3 hours of doing it we were almost done on the kitchen table and we both were about to finish at the same time and all the sudden the kitchen table just collapses with everything on it. we stop and laugh for a minute or two then I push him onto the ground and we finished. Haha it was pretty crazy couple hours. :-) what's yours?