I realized how crazy I am

EDIT****** i just noticed i forgot to add swinging the underwear. I would never swing at him, I did give him a few little pushes though why lie

Ok so my best friend slept at my house this passed weekend and she showered there. A couple of days later I'm about to take a shower and i go to grab underwear from my drawer when I find a grey thong. Not my size. So immediately I went to my husband yelling and swinging asking who the hell this underwear belongs too. He claims he doesn't know. So I start packing his stuff because he'll no am I ever going to forgive cheating. So he comes in the room swearing up and down that he has no idea who's they are and says he thought they were mine so he put them away in my drawer. So I text my bff because obviously that's what best friends are for. And she goes lemme see them so I send her a picture & she goes " dude those are mine. I left them there with my clothes when I showered. " so i go look in my closet & sure enough her jeans are hung up. So I calmly walk into the kitchen & tell my husband. " so what do you feel like eating tonight baby" and he says "they're Ashley's right?" And I just stared laughing. So that was when I realized how crazy I am & im so lucky that he puts up with me. ❤️❤️

UPDATE...

ok so y'all are lying if you don't think that him cheating would be your first thought. Yes I had a friend sleep over but that's not exactly the first thing that popped into my head. I didn't have the time to sit there and rationalize or put two and two together. I saw the underwear and went into accusation mode. And second I'm not abusive. If you thought your husband was cheating after 7 years of being together you wouldn't give home a little shove? And for your information yes WE BOTH laughed about it after and then went into our bedroom and had amazing sex. This is why I put it on anon because I knew there had to be at least one judgmental bitch.