All in good fun! Embarrassing sex stories!

Ladies! I want to hear embarrassing sex stories, all in good humor of course.

My most embarrassing encounter was about 5 months ago actually. My SO and I were in the act, doggy style and he said he was gonna fuck my ass, me thinking he was kidding said "oh sure" really sarcastically so he moved "backed there" and applied pressure and apparently applied enough pressure and the condom had enough lube on it the head went half in and the condom broke on impact...he thought he broke my ass...so did it. We kid about it now. Plus tried again and anal isn't all that bad. :) alright. Your turn. GO!