😂 Scared me!

I was on eve the other day and I saw that I had system notifications at the top of my phone. One was from eve and the other was from Instagram. I ignored them for a while, keeping up with the lovely ladies on here. Now it's important to mention that I post under a pseudonym on eve because some of this stuff is just SO personal. So anyways, I finally looked at my notifications and saw that a lady from my parent's church was following me. So I was like, "How'd she find me under my fake name?!!"...And then I hit it and saw that there were several church folk following me! Suddenly I PANICKED because I didn't want anyone to know that I had lost my virginity this year. That's when I realized I had clicked the Instagram notification..... phew! I have never been so scared and so relieved!!!