Me husband and ovulation

So i have a trend lately... where the stars align, and all the ovulation signs are like

And thats the day my darling husband does all the irritating husband things, leaving streaked undies in the bathroom, man cold in fetal position, laid out on the couch scratching balz and hasn't taken a shower. The works.

But baby its GO TIME dangit mama wants a baby!

Then after my window passes he turns into prince freaking charming. I feel like I'm cursed. Wouldn't it be nice if our husbands were in charge of TTC? 😪