I ALMOST KILLED HIM.....

Lex

So... let’s start this off my saying that I am PMSing... due to start my period in a few days.

So I wake up from a good nights sleep and I smell pizza....

I get soooo excited because I remember my boyfriend and I had bought stuff to make a homemade Imos pizza yesterday..

I walk out and see the pizza from a distance and I’m quaking just imagining stuffing the whole thing in my mouth..

As I get closer.. I realize... it is a pepperoni and SAUSAGE pizza that he made... and I HATE sausage...

So of course... my moody ass self LOSES IT. I mean I threw a full on tantrum because I was so hungry and so ready to devour it...

I asked him... “How could you?? You are so selfish... you didn’t even think of me...” and he was just nonchalantly like “I didn’t think about it” and so my emotional ass starts crying like “HOW COULD YOU DO THIS???” And I drove off in my car..

I finally drive around and realize I’m being soooooo ridiculous... so I drive back. And I find him at home with a new pizza that he ordered just for me... and then I start crying even more and hug him...

The things us women will do over food in our time of the month is dangerous, crazy, and hilarious all at the same time. I’m just lucky I have a boyfriend who gets it lmao.

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