Am I the only one going crazy?!!?

Every time after BD, I pick my legs up.

Everyday I look at my stomach and say “oh look! It’s growing!”

Everyday I feel like there’s something in my stomach moving but lol it’s just in my mind.

Everyday I take tons of pregnancy test just to make myself feel better😩

Is anybody else as crazy as me? Lol I feel like it’s so necessary. I’ve probably spent $300 on pregnancy tests and ovulation strips already.