"Parents, tell me a story to make my baby fever go away"

I thought it would be fun to tell some horror stories of things our kids, nephews, nieces, cousins, siblings or any other child in your life did that completely made you want to scream, cry, or die a little inside.

My daughter threw up on my face at my sisters soccer game in front of everyone. There was at least 15 people gagging after they saw it.