boy bye

I broke up with my boyfriend of almost 2 years last month and, honestly, I have never felt better! My only regret is not breaking up with him sooner. I should have done it when he blatantly stared at another girl as she ran across the street and her boobs bounced. Firstly that's disrespectful to her, secondly it was his birthday and I had made him his favorite cake from scratch and gave him presents and had been extra loving toward him all day AND drove him around in my car all day (without getting any gas money from). I should have done it then or any other time he was a douche, like when he called me "dickbreath" on a group chat with all of our friends, or when he teased me about my dead brother. I finally wised up and did it when he told me that he thought I was going to cheat on him while I'm at college and compared me to his ex for the zillionth time. I'm glad to be done with his bullshit finally!