Let me tell you a story about an idiot

Letโ€™s start off by saying this idiot is myself ๐Ÿ™‹๐ŸผAnd Iโ€™m not ashamed to say it. Because I deserve it. Honestly. I canโ€™t even blame pregnancy brain on this one.. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธthis was just a plain NO-NO.

So..

Iโ€™m cooking dinner. Chicken and rice to be exact ๐Ÿฒ I start chopping a hot pepper. a R E A L L Y hot pepper ๐ŸŒถ...

The pepper immediately makes me need to ๐Ÿคง

I canโ€™t hold it ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผnot possible, nope isnโ€™t happening..

I peed. Or maybe broke my water. Iโ€™m due in 4 days so it could be either.. ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ I still am not sure ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

Anyhoo..

I run to the ๐Ÿšฝ because it was a lot. A big gush (never happened to me before). I use the restroom. Then I shower.

I shower.

With my hands โœ‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿผ

That still have ๐ŸŒถ๐ŸŒถ๐ŸŒถ allllll over them..

๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ”ฅโ˜„๏ธโšก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

I sat my arse in the shower for a good half hour with the shower head to my ladybits trying to take away the pain.