So I peed on him 😂😂😂😂😂😂

So me and my husband was about to have sex ! I’m sick and cough until my stomach hurts right now .

And well I was coughing trying to get my pants off and he goes to stick it in . Well the way he stuck it in hurt . And I’m one those people who laugh when there hurting .

So I start laughing and well my laugh sounds like an old man who has smoked for 50 years where I’m sick . And that in return made me laugh harder . So he’s setting there still trying to get him some and I’m laughing even harder . This time he can’t help but laugh as hard as I am.

Well as I’m laughing And coughing I feel a warm sensation go every where . And he looks up and goes what the hell was that .

And I said omg I just peed ! And then start laughing more and so does he .

And apparently he still wants to have sex so he finishes .

And I here I am trying to quit laughing during the process and so is he . And after he finishes he’s like well that squirted all over my belly button and over my penis . I get up and there’s even a wet spot on the couch .

He cleans it up why I’m getting dressed . I’m still laughing over this ! Goes down in the books for most embarrassing sex ever .!!