Face down, ass up

So it all started when I was having a case of chapped lips, I was driving to work and realized I’d forgotten my chapstick at home. I stopped at the local gas station next to my job since I was running late and didn’t have time to stop at the pharmacy. I bought the “chap stick” brand and immediately covered my lips with it. When i got to work I noticed my forehead was a little dry so I used the chapstick on my forehead.... yes, I was in the bathroom at work putting chapstick on my forehead... Well apparently I must be allergic to this particular chapstick (of course) because this morning when I woke up I had a severe rash all over my forehead and lips. And OF COURSE this happens now, right when my ovulation cycle starts. How can you feel sexy and seductive with a severe rash all over your lips and face? How can you give your SO the blow job of his life with a rash on your lips? Long story short, this ovulation cycle I will be face down, 🍑 up