First of all this is so weird cause it has never happened before. Brace yourself for a real long post. 😢

So AF is now officially 7days late, and I’m took a test on Friday night because I could not wait till the next morning,,, and...

It was a BFN (big fat negative 👎) so yes I was disappointed 😔

And I drank a glass of wine 🍷 and I regretted it immediately.

Now mind you my husband and I have been ttc for over two years now and we are already blessed with a 4year old boy, but honestly he needs a sibling. And this really got my hopes up in a big way.

Now Saturday that’s when things started getting really weird...

I took a shower like I always do at about 10 all was well we ate, we chilled and everything went great.. then at about 5 I started smelling like fish 🐟 like... a frikken harbor mkay. Like stinky... like what in the golden fish 🐠 is going on.

And my husband is just looking at me like,, “why are you smelling yourself”? And I’m like... yohh I smell like a fish. And I let him stick his head by my boobies and...

And he is like..

Lol I am laughing now and I was laughing then.. his reaction was totally wrong lol. He even opens the door 🚪 and went out to the balcony (total idiot I tell u, but I love him 😍) After that he is like babe what is wrong?

And I’m like dude.. IDK

Prior to that we didn’t have sex in two days and also we took another day off from sex after the fishiness. I am a clean person and so after work today I decided to take a bath 🛀 and soak coz I was tired. And hey ..NO smell.

So I’m like okay let’s do it I’m fish free and ready ttc.

Let’s do this thing..

And it’s great and we done and I’m a little sore... normal coz I like it a little R$@&%... so we are done and we are greeted by a great deal of Discharge and the frikken fish 🐠 is back, I guess by popular demand.

We have been together for 7 years and he is my first... and we have never experienced this.. I’ve never felt more humiliated by my own “Black Forest” like this.

Please help a sister out, have any of you experienced this type of smelly affair before???

*PS* AF is still a no show.