Just need to rant!

I'm so frustrated that this child is not evacuating! I've tried EVERYTHING! My due date is the 28th but I'm already 4cm dilated and his head is right there. My doctor said I have a bulging bag of water that is ready to go. All in all, he's ready! But if I hear "he'll come when he's ready" one more time... I may Very well go crazy. He is freaking ready y'all! Why else am I 4cm dilated? But still not in labor!?? And if I get anymore "he here yet?" "How you feeling?" "any contractions?" I'm going to scream and cry!! I'm so hormonal, frustrated and ready for labor! All I want for Christmas is my son in my arms! Just needed to rant before I tell every person texting me these damn questions where they can shove it...