I’m 94 days late.

Yes you read that right. And that’s going back to the brief time where my cycle was regular and happened every 42-ish days so yes, it’s been fuckin forever. I’m obviously not pregnant cause I’d show symptoms by now and I’m a virgin anyway, so it doesn’t matter, but I checked today, and it’s been since the first week of school. Granted my period doesn’t visit often. It was at one point consistently every other month until I went a full 6 months without, and then it came to the 42-ish days that I knew. Then poof it leaves. I spotted for a full two weeks in November, but that’s it. What’s happening?