Hey this is kinda weird

I’m 94 days late.

Yes you read that right. And that’s going back to the brief time where my cycle was regular and happened every 42-ish days so yes, it’s been fuckin forever. I’m obviously not pregnant cause I’d show symptoms by now and I’m a virgin anyway, so it doesn’t matter, but I checked today, and it’s been since the first week of school. Granted my period doesn’t visit often. It was at one point consistently every other month until I went a full 6 months without, and then it came to the 42-ish days that I knew. Then poof it leaves. I spotted for a full two weeks in November, but that’s it. What’s happening?