A family (and friend) affair
Just found out that my best friend,who is dating my brother, slept with my dad. He's still married to my step mom. My twin sister is pregnant by the high school quarterback, who I saw making out with another guy at a pool party last year. And my husband has a "stalker" named "Chrissy" who is actually my cousin Carrie (she hates me and will do anything to piss me off) I know this because dumbass didn't block her number when she prank called me. Wtf? Like should I be calling dr. Phil or maybe audition my family for Days Of Our Lives???