So I find this pretty hilarious now but at the time it was kind of embarrassing lmao. Story time: so I'm 11 days post partum and my husband mentioned to one of his friends that he's already feeling the sex deprivation. (before baby we had a very healthy and active sex life, it was amazing) unfortunately i had a second degree tear during delivery and im planning on waiting the full 6 weeks to engage in any kind of vaginal intercourse. anyway, last night he mentioned that he could probably cum from fucking my tits (which are huge) and since we've done that before successfully I figured why not.

So he pulls out the lube and squirts it ALL OVER my chest, I'm like..bruh that's a lot but I go with it anyway. he said "we'll leave the baby in the co sleeper and I'll keep an eye on her"

umm that's kinda fucking awkward lmao he quickly changed his mind about that after hearing himself say it out loud. So he keeps his eye on me instead and is getting really into it and is thrusting hard and wraps his hands around my neck and I try helping him out by gently moaning

then the one thing that can ruin sex so quickly...the baby cries. neither one of us can ignore it, this girl was hungry. DAMN IT. I felt so bad he ended up getting major blue balls and I had to run to the bathroom to wash off all the freaking lube off my chest so I can feed my kid. epic fucking fail. lesson learned: always feed the kid and make sure she's fully asleep before beginning anything sexual.