Call me paranoid...

But my first try with the Diva Cup failed. It failed so bad. Not because it spilled. First, it stuck out. You know that little tail end? It was just peeking out. Not comfortable at all. Second, I think I got it places right finally, but it was still sticking out and I when went to remove it, I had a sudden fear of it suction cupping on my cervix and me accidentally pulling to hard and just gutting myself (see? Paranoid.) I also didn’t want to pinch it too hard that I accidentally blow air up in my junk...

Long story short, I had to carefully remove it but folding the cup lips and slowly remove it. My imagination sucks and totally blows things out of proportion and makes me believe I’ll end up on 1,000 ways to die.