When this no longer even matters....

Because you know it won’t make a difference whether you have sex at all the right times, in the right position, your cervical mucus is on point, you’ve eaten healthy all month, you’re exercising..... IT STILL WON’T WORK. YOU’RE STILL ONLY GOING TO SEE PANTIES FULL OF BLOOD AND ONE PINK LINE IN TWO WEEKS.

I’ve lost all my zest for this. I don’t even care this month. Best of luck ladies.