So guys. I woke up this morning to Aunt Flo knocking on my door. All was swell until I got to my fourth period class. My cramps were so bad that I thought it was my last day living.

So I’m in fifth period and I figure out that alongside my cramps, I have to poop.

I’m sitting in class trying to devise a plan on where to poop. I never poop during the school day but I was planning on it because my stomach hurt so bad. Then I remembered that I can check myself out because I’m 18. Y’all. I checked myself out and walked to a gas station to go poop.

Then as a reward, I bought some Nutella.

And that’s usually how the first and second day of my period goes.