OPK Chaos

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So this morning I used my very first opk.

5:55 am I got out of bed and went to the bathroom with my little opk packet and cup. That’s when the crap hit the fan (NOT literally... 😂)

I ended up peeing all over the cup and my hand and it was a freaking mess! Then I obviously had to wash my hands before I could do anything else.

As I’m washing, my cat let’s herself in through the CLOSED bathroom door and heads right over to the cup of pee! 😩 I shoo her away and dip the darn stick.

Then I go to throw the empty cup away and there is NO BAG IN THE TRASH CAN!! So here I am pantsless trying to flap a big ole trash bag around and get it into the can so I can throw away the pee covered cup.

In the midst of all this I forgot to set a timer so I had no idea when the 3 minutes was up to check the test. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Anyway, when I figured it had been long enough I checked the test and it was negative which I expected.

Then I left for work and was 3 minutes late because everyone I got stuck behind was going 15 miles under the speed limit🙄

For God’s sake, it is toooo early for this much chaos.

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