Women with Boobs Will Understand

Cake • It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
That moment when you're eating peanuts and you drop one, but can't find it. You suspect it fell in to your cleavage, but can't check because you're in a public place. 
So then you just walk around all day with a peanut between your boobs like it's normal. 
. . . I guess I'll just eat it once I get home.