Legit just pooped myself

I’m 17 weeks with our first. Constipation has been my enemy this entire pregnancy.

Soooo, I’m bouncing on my yoga ball because it relieves my back pain and I heard it can help your colon.

I’m just rolling around and watching Vanderpump Rules (don’t judge) and I keep getting cramps. I ignore them because they’re common.

But after five minutes pass, I realize this is a bathroom emergency. I jump up and race to the bathroom - cats galloping beside me because they think it’s playtime.

Lo’ and behold, I did NOT make it in time. 😳

I frantically take off my underwear to clean myself and my husband walks in. I say, “don’t laugh - I pooped myself!”

The jerk laughs (but helps me out by getting me new undies).

Ughh. pregnancy is gross. 🤷🏻‍♀️