Convos with my 7 yr old about the new baby

Sheenna

7 yr old: Mommy so how does the baby eat?

Me: well when I eat the baby eats

7 yr old: does it poops

Me: yup

7 yr old: oh gosh mommy 🤢you full of 💩

Me: 🤦🏾‍♀️ no I’m not stop cursing

7 yr old changes subject: can the baby see through your belly button?

Me: child get out my face and put down my bowl collard greens

7 yr old: 😬ok but I love you and the 👶🏾

Me: 🙄😑🤦🏾‍♀️ only my child

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Sa

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At least he is curious! My stepson is 11 and when we told him we are expecting he said he wanted to end his life! This was when i was 8w or so and now I am 20w and he always has a disgusted look on his face when I say anything about the baby. I even showed him an ultrasound where you can see the head shape and body and he said, “ew, it already looks like that?” 🙄

Sh

Sheenna • Apr 23, 2018
Oh no she spoiled him big

Sa

Sarah • Apr 22, 2018
Haha. He told me that his mom told him what sex was but I’m not sure if she told him the real deal lol. But he said he doesn’t want to get less presents at Christmas or less attention and love. We did Christmas last year with my SIL and The in laws and he threw a fit because there was times no one was focusing solely on him because we were exchanging gifts with each other too. And he admitted that he thought he had no more presents and that’s why he was acting out.

Sa

Sandra • Apr 22, 2018
Maybe at 11 he knows that babies come from having sex? I remember being around that age and my parents jokingly asked if I wanted a little brother and I was totally disgusted lol like NO WAY!

Ol

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Babies build poop but they don't poop while in utero. Meconium is the first poo they ever have after birth (sometimes in utero post dates. They so however drink the fluid and pee, then drink it again.)

Sh

Sheenna • Apr 22, 2018
This I know I just said yes cause he kept asking questions after questions this is my 4th pregnancy 3rd child