Convos with my 7 yr old about the new baby
7 yr old: Mommy so how does the baby eat?
Me: well when I eat the baby eats
7 yr old: does it poops
Me: yup
7 yr old: oh gosh mommy 🤢you full of 💩
Me: 🤦🏾♀️ no I’m not stop cursing
7 yr old changes subject: can the baby see through your belly button?
Me: child get out my face and put down my bowl collard greens
7 yr old: 😬ok but I love you and the 👶🏾
Me: 🙄😑🤦🏾♀️ only my child
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