Saturday/Sunday

Well I’m going to say it. I think I’m out

I’ve had crazy symptoms starting a few days after my ovulation, sore boobs, moody, not hungry, feeling blah, cramping, clear stretchy discharge, I even had a strange heightened sense of smell, blah. Blah blah.

Last night my fiancé and I had some fun and this morning when I piddled and wipes, I saw a VERY SMALL amount of pinkish clear discharge. OH MY GWAD IM SOOOOOO SURPRISEDDDDD

So naturally, I believe I’m out. Yes I’m still cramping, yes I’m still nauseous, but at this point I really don’t give a fuck. My period is due tomorrow/Sunday and it can kiss my ass. All these symptoms for WHAT?! Like seriously, just come without all the dramatics!! Oh and a STARK negative test. Like why do I even take them???

Anyone else’s period suppose to arrive this weekend? Anyone else sick of this shit? Well I bet everyone is but still. Sushi and wine this weekend, and really ridiculous sex.