fuck my life

okay so about 10 minutes ago i was on my train to go and meet some friends and fucking mother nature decides to happen just as i sit down so i was there getting wipes from my bag and stuffing them down there. and i just got at my stop and i kid you not it looks like i’ve pissed myself 20 million times.

i’m currently standing here waiting for my friends and trying not to make blood come out, i’ve genuinely never been so embarrassed and i just can’t wait to get home.

ladies if you’re there, please fucking pray for me :(