Ever laugh at your SOs expense?

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After my MIL died, we were going through her stuff on the floor and I open this old bag and feel something *odd* inside. I pull it out and it's this huge pink dildo. I could barely get the tips of my fingers around it and it must have been almost a foot long. Enormous.

In my shock I chunk it and guess who's sitting in the way? You could see the horror in is eyes. Like:

No!
Noooooooooo!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Yes. I opened the door on his toe, I didn't know he was coming in the door. He got the floor and was in pain but I couldn't stop laughing and calling him a baby. Come to find out, i broke it. :/ now it's a running joke that if he misbehaves, I'll break his toe. Lol

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Okay so hes 20, right? And hes afraid of needles, poor guy 😂 well anyways we went to walmart to get his ears pierced,something hes always wantes done, and we shouldve went to a piercing place to get it done because the piercing guns are terrible. But he hates needles so he wanted the gun. First one went in, he almost passed out. He had to sit down on the floor. I was holding his hand and everything. He sat there for about 15 minutes. We had to pressure him a bit to get him to get him to sit back down and calm down so the woman could do the other one or leave and come back later. (By this time there was a crowd and the woman was getting irritated) second one goes in, and i hate to laugh but it was so funny. He layed down on the floor in the middle of walmart, arms sprawled out and everything 😂 i got him a bottle of cold water to lay on his head and everything. Lmfao. I hate to laugh but it was so funny. It was more mind over matter, he psyched himself out thinkin it was gonna hurt real bad. Poor guy. 😂

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Mine was sleep walking a couple weeks back and pissed all over the PS3.....W T F

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He would kill me if he knew I was posting this....
But he runs and those moisture wicking shirts chap his nipples and when he first told me he goes "kid, my nipples hurt. They're chapped I think?!" And I call him chappy now. There was just a robot movie that came out called Chappie and he gets SO MAD at me. 
It doesn't sound that funny in retrospect, but it makes me giggle. At his expense.

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The only thing I give him grief about is his lil butt all his sisters have big butts and my husbands a big guy with thick legs and everything but none of that weight went to his butt so every time he says he works his butt off at work I say literally

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All the time! It usually involves him tripping over something.

My favorite was when DH was searching for a screw driver. I was about to enter our room to change our son, not realizing DH had small pieces of material he didn't want touched for fear of losing them. He races toward the room yelling "don't touch anything!" and trips over his own foot, and somehow falls backward, hands flailing and splat! Right on his back. I'm laughing to hard to catch my son in time, who runs off without his diaper on and pees all over him. 😂😂😂😂

I still bring up don't touch anything while flailing my hands. He gets playfully mad and we both crack up. 👌😁

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Mine chocked on a skittle once in the car ride. In my defense, I did assess him to make sure it wasn't a medical emergency, and then I laughed hysterically. I don't even know why I thought it was so funny though.

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My SO name is Adam

So..whenever we go somewhere and they ask for his name (like starbucks..etc) I tell people his name is Madame Adam.

When they call Madame Adam out loud...the look on his face is priceless. He gets so mad.

Lol I'm surprised he doesn't leave me

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Always! He's getting ready to compete in bodybuilding competition later in the year and checks out his biceps, pecs and abs in the mirror all the time. We were at a friend's place for dinner the other night and their 10 year old kid videotaped him practicing his routine in the mirror when he thought no one else was watching. Haha 😂😂😂

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