Toddlers...😖😂

One second I want to rip the hair out of my head the next I can't stop laughing...my son would not sleep last night so we got to 11pm and decided to put him in our bed so we could get some sleep since I am pregnant and exhausted.  This morning he woke up a little cranky and I was still stressed with him not sleeping.  So I was making him breakfast and he walks up to me and says "watermelon, watermellon, what do you see?  I see a bahdee bahdee boo doo looking at me" then calls me a chick pea and runs away.  I was literally in tears laughing.  How on earth do they come up with this stuff.