doing chores to surprise the man

holy God so I am thinking I'll mow the yard for my hubby so he doesn't have to sweat even more than he already does at work.

so I'm mowing mind you the humidity is in the hundreds and I am fat so it's a struggle it's going great and then a of a sudden the heat hits me hard

so I have to take a couple breaks just to wipe the sweat out of my eyes because let's face it that shit burns. so I drink some cold water to replenish the gallons of sweat I lost

so I get down the last strip and I am pep talking myself out loud, it's finished and I'm laying here like

dying