Husband is crazy!!

My husband is just weird. He works in painting and remodeling and he's often up on ladders and stuff so he doesn't like phone calls or texts because they buzz and stuff. So I'm supposed to call during emergencies only. Which is perfectly fine

That being said today he called me when he first got to work to say Hi like usual but I didn't answer because I was sleeping and I didn't wake up until 2 hours later. So he's working and I wasn't going to call back because I'm not supposed to.

Lately he's been accusing me of constantly cheating. Saying I've been "busy with something" and that's why I didn't answer. During sex he'll say there's cum in me or that I was obviously sore from someone.

So he sends me this message! btw he's not in the hospital, he's just lying to get me to freak out or something (he does this a lot) so don't worry about that... Well anyway I have no idea what his problem is, especially since he's the one that has cheated in our relationship, not me.