Sitting on the toilet waiting ....

I’m currently sitting on the toilet writing this waiting for my man to get the clothes from out the dryer and come back into the room he’s been gone for 10 minuets and all I did was pee but with my luck we are out of toilet paper 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 we have a brand new pack but in the living room! Which is very far away from my room!! So now this is the waiting game please come back with a roll 😭 my ass is getting numb!