Drunk texting decisions:

"I should totally send this text..."

"Who else is trying to get laid tonight?!"

" Ehhh, why did I send that?!!"

Stoned texting decisions:

"That's a bad idea, don't send that!"

"Pretty sure there was a reason I hate him..?"

"Text him, or find food? Why is there no such thing as a pancake delivery truck? What syrups would they have? What was I going to do? Oh yeah, smoke another bowl."