Just a small rant about my in laws whom I do love dearly

I have really wonderful in laws! They are so sweet and no where near as horrible as some stories I’ve read lol. However I am mid-way through a week long camping trip with them and my mom and of course certain things are hella annoying and I just need to vent them out lol. Not expecting responses, just need to get these little quirks off my chest.

- ok FIL, if you tell me one more time that my daughter is going to “sleep well tonight” because she didn’t nap/ has been kept up for a while I’m gonna lose it! I keep telling you that is NOT how this works 🤦🏻‍♀️

- also please stop hinting at cutting my 8 month olds hair. I’m staring to get scared lol.

- MIL, I know you’re desperate to babysit, and I’m sorry you haven’t had the opportunity to do so yet in my daughters 8 months of life. I feel no need to leave her yet and I’m just not ready for that. So please, stop saying “if you want to ____ (go to town for a date night, go help your mom with something, go outside, etc etc) I can watch her!” Like I’m just going to leave her without any notice or time to prepare myself! Every time she comes over since my daughter was first born she has said “you guys can go out for a bit! I’ll watch her!” NO I’m gonna need some advance notice to pump, and get myself mentally ready lol. Sorry.

- a slight breeze is not going to give her hypothermia! It’s 27 degrees Celsius outside! Are all parents that age obsessed with babies being “cold”? No she doesn’t need socks they don’t stay on anyway. Argh.

- omg please stop shielding the baby’s eyes from the tv because we’re watching a slightly adult rated movie (red dawn.. there’s guns and shooting and stuff?) she’s a baby she likes the noise and colours but obviously can’t understand what she’s watching

- this ones not baby related but why is my MIL so obsessed with eating all 3 meals exactly on time? We’re camping right now and my mom and I are pretty chill, might have lunch at 11 might have lunch at 2, might just snack all day. But as soon as 12 noon hits my MIL absolutely needs to make lunch. She’s also super obsessed with vegetables and is apparently not eating carbs at home so every time she has a potato she’s like oh wow o haven’t had one of these in FOREVER meanwhile my mom and I are drinking margaritas and eating chips all day lol. Let me eat muffins without feeling guilty.

Like I said, I love them very much. But in laws can be so annoying lol.