Funny ttc stories?

For those of us that are TTC (or maybe even those of us that aren't!) things can get stressful. Tracking cycles, baby dancing at just the right time, it all gets to be a lot to think about! Let's share some of our funny TTC moments and have a laugh. For me, I CONSTANTLY catch myself in the mirror puffing my stomach out to get an idea of what I'll look like pregnant. I do it when I'm naked, and then I'll do it again when I'm dressed. What weird things do you catch yourself doing, or what habits have you developed since starting TTC?