Shaving my boyfriend ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‚

So the other night I told my boyfriend:

Me: โ€œHey, let me shave your butt.โ€

Him: โ€œWhy?โ€

Me: โ€œItโ€™s super hairy...โ€

Him: โ€œWow...โ€

Me: โ€œJust let me do it, itโ€™ll be quick and youโ€™ll be smooth as a babyโ€™s butt.โ€

Him: โ€œFine, do it quick.โ€

So I shaved his butt no big problem right?

And like mounds of hair are coming off and forming balls of hair in the shower tub. Iโ€™m like:

DONโ€™T LOOK DOWN! DONโ€™T LOOK DOWN!

So I finish the job, he throws some cream on it and heโ€™s loving it the first night bc his bum is so smooth and Iโ€™m like:

He knocks out, next day rolls on. We get into the night and heโ€™s complaining.

Him: โ€œMy butt hurts, my butt burns,โ€

Me: โ€œWell, you have to pay the price for beauty,โ€

And his face was like;

And that was pretty much the gist of the story and he WONโ€™T STOP complaining on the butt burn. ๐Ÿคช