OK so just a lil funny story about the first time i slept with my husband😂😂

Ok so i met my husband when i was 18 and i was in a very abusive relationship at the time.... he was my friend and helped me get out.... few months passed and ..

because i'd been in a 4 yr long relationship i wanted to let loose and have some fun!!!

so we started kind of flirting and kissing the odd time..... and at this time he had a house that he had been renting.... and was recently empty...

so after a lil while i'm like come on lets go to yours......

so we're stumbling through the door kissing and laughing to get into a FREEZING HOUSE..

well we undress and start doing the deed and all of a sudden i'm on the floor with my head banging against..

a lawn mower.

YEP THATS RIGHT A LAWNMOWER.

i try to ignore it and carry on..... lil while later he picks me up again and i get on top,

he throws his head back only to SMACK the handle and snap it, this flies off and hits me😂😂😂

he jumps up so fast to check that i'm ok,... and STANDS ON THE BAG.... AND FALLS.....

and it bursts...

grass. everywhere.

both naked. covered in grass. i was nearly concussed.....

very awkward.....

it all worked out in the end luckily!!.....

😂😂😂

for our first anniversary he got me a personalised card with a lawnmower on the front😂😂😂