“Parenting is hard.”

Fml. Today has been one of THOSE days with my 2 year old girl. The constant friggin whining allllll damn day. 😤 Started when she woke up. Whining because she wanted juice but when we got to the fridge wanted ice cream and FELL OUT when I said no. It was a rude awakening. Finally got her to chill tf out so I could cook breakfast. She actually ate. 🙌🏽

Started TRYING to get ready to go to the splash pad, as planned. More whining. She didn’t want to put on her swimsuit. Didn’t want to brush her teeth. Didn’t want a diaper change. I gave up. Sat on the couch. She didn’t want me to freakin sit! She’s climbing all over me. I decide we HAVE to get out this house so I manage to get us ready to go to the splash pad. Of course she’s fine there and has a blast.

•We get home and she hardly takes an hour nap. Even with being exhausted in the water and sun.

•Pulls toys out to NOT play with them 15x. I put them away 16x.

•Empties a bottle of powder.

•CONSTANTLY under me. I trip over her at least twice today .. more tears.

•The headache that I had before the splash pad instantly comes back after being elbowed in the friggin head because she won’t stop climbing on me.

•Cries even more and even louder when I raise my voice a bit because I’ve absolutely lost my patience with her today. Fuck.

At this point I want to rip my freaking hair out of my head. Tomorrow’s GOT to be a better day or I will personally check myself into a mental asylum.