Why do I even try to look nice!

So, I have a wedding AND a baby shower to go to this week and I obviously want to wear a dress. I'm VERY pale, so I wanted to have a little bit of color on my legs since they are the lightest part of my body. Well, I bought the light shade St. Moriz self tanner, and let's just say, it's not subtle..looks like I need to do the rest of my body and face now 😖😑🙄 at least I know it works...

This is AFTER my shower. Before was even scarier.