Story time yall

Allison

So my fiance and I only get to see each other on the weekends. So we get pretty turned on when we do see each other. So he started kissing me and things started getting heated and he started fingering me. Well I bent down to give him a blow job so my butt was right at his face and I let out the loudest fart sound ever. Like it was way louder then any guy could ever fart so his face looks like this

Mean while I am dying of laughter and slight embarrassment. Like I am laughing so hard I am crying and he is just like "babe don't crap on me" (side note I have IBS so its possible) so then I just start laughing even harder and hes just looking at me like I have lost my ever loving mind. He then ask me why I think it's so funny and I am like babe i didnt fart.... I was like I qeefed and he was like well you didnt have to do it right in my face and I said I didnt feel it coming till I heard it when you did and I can't control it and then we both died laughing.

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