Going to bed is such a production now.
Gotta fold and place the pillows in the right places, make sure water and Tums are bedside, go pee first, make sure the remote is nearby, set the fan and A/C to the right temp, make a small sacrifice to the Goddess of sleep, then roll into the bed and pray for the best.
Then just as I nuzzle into a good spot, baby boy decided it's time to practice for the World Cup.
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