Going to bed is such a production now.

Alexa • Plus size Mommy. 1st 👶

Gotta fold and place the pillows in the right places, make sure water and Tums are bedside, go pee first, make sure the remote is nearby, set the fan and A/C to the right temp, make a small sacrifice to the Goddess of sleep, then roll into the bed and pray for the best.

Then just as I nuzzle into a good spot, baby boy decided it's time to practice for the World Cup.