Hiding your butt

Posting anon for obvious reasons lol. No, this is not a troll post.

Is anyone else super insecure about their buttholes?

I’m on my 3rd pregnancy now and the hemorrhoids are so bad at the moment and all I can think about when I deliver is “please don’t be looking at my ass”.

I was concerned about the same thing with my 1st 2 kids and even asked my midwife to make sure my butthole was covered with a towel while I was pushing my 2nd out 🙈. My butt is the main reason I don’t want anyone looking when I push!