Ass hair 🍑

I’m coming out here after waiting literal years to post about this.. I’m a pretty girl. I want to ride my man backwards.. but I have a bush at the booty-hole. Wtf gives?? Im Caucasian born a blonde but turned into a brunette by puberty. I have Croatian and German blood so maybe the Croat plays a role in my hairiness?? Ugh I feel so nasty. I made the mistake by trying to shave it. Wow no. Bad idea. I can’t wax because it rips my skin.. I’m far too sensitive and my skin is really thin. Is there something else I can do about this?!?! I feel so gross! I’ve been so bad in bed since it started growing and it’s ruined my sex life completely. I don’t want him finding out about it. So my questions are:

1- am I the only chick that has this issue??

2- how TF do I get rid of it?!?!!

Thanks ladies 💁🏼‍♀️

Edit:

I’m 27 so I’m not so young that I’m still “growing up” no no.. I’ve also had a baby so my body is just going downhill from here lol

A day after shaving I get bad itchiness, it makes my ass sweat, it burns.. there’s gotta be another way.. i have super thick hairs. They’re not soft and blonde. Same with my pubes.. You’d thank I wasn’t Caucasian.