Was it the flu? Or am I pregnant?

Okay, I’m so confused and need some of your thoughts ladies.

This cycle I will admit I was much more hopeful to finally get my bfp. There was something different with my temps and I ovulated cd 12/13 when I usually ovulate cd 15/16/17.

Cd 28 started spotting brown with cramps, normal start for my period. I have really painful periods so I took ibuprofen. I noticed I was extremely achy that night, especially in my hips.

“Cd29” woke up with full blown flu symptoms: fever, body aches, and vomiting 🤮. Within 10 minutes of being up right I was heaving over the toilet. Awesome I get to have the flu and be on my period 🥳

I noticed my cramps were gone but my bleeding was of a “normal period.” That is not normal for me. I always have heavy cramping if bleeding. by that evening I was only spotting red.

“Cd30” period reduced to brown spotting. Ended that day. This is normal for me. But I can have heavier periods.

Can’t keep anything in. Now coming out both ends. Fever 🥵 reaches 103.2 , I take a Tylenol and was able to get some kombucha down. My fever finally broken in the middle of the night.

Cd31 full blown diarrhea still nauseous but not heaving. I notice I can smell everything and everything is super salty. Still not out of bed, extremely dehydrated. Up all night going to the bathroom 🚽

Cd32 finally able to eat feel better by the hour. Still dehydrated. Able to work for a few hours. (I work from home)

I decided to take a pregnancy test..don’t ask my why. It was an easy @ home cheapie...it was a faint positive. What? 🤯 I take another one it’s negative 👎 huh🧐 okay I am dehydrated and can hardly pee as it is, let’s wait for tomorrow

Cd33 today.. wake up still feel groggy 🥴 but finally was able to sleep through the night. On the up and up now. Test with first morning urin, two tests same pee one is positive, one is negative???

What the heck is this just a bad batch of test? Or am I pregnant? My temp is 98.52, here is my bbt chart and pics of the tests. It would be 21dpo.

Top test is from yesterday, bottom two are from this morning fmu, same pee

UPDATE:

Took these two this morning. The line is darker. Gonna go get some good tests today.

Update #2 all the store bought tests were negative... temp has dropped.... the tests above must be false positives 😠