So we were talking about epidurals and what happens to my body since I have very narrow hips, and he was talking about how the area between the vagina and anus will tear. I say, "That sounds really, really awful, lmao!" And he says, and I quote, "You're gonna tear your taint baby," ( he smirks and gets smug and with utmost confidence says) "there's gonna be no seperation between your butt and your ass!"

Little add on here, he said his main concern is that he's going to be bossing the doctors around (he's an EMT) I love him so much lol