He was ‘pooping’

I don’t understand why guys lie when they are doing inappropriate shit in the bathroom....

*1:30 am*

I wake as apparently I had fallen asleep. I am 4 weeks pregnant and not exactly feeling sexy (aka gassy and constipated tmi I know) well, my guy is nowhere to be found and I gotta pee REALLY bad. I’m about to waltz in our bathroom and he coughs. I thought I had heard a video playing or lady talking when I woke up but who knows. Anyway, I tap on the door and it’s one of those long bathrooms that has two sinks then the toilet, so not close to the door at all. Well he answers saying “I’m pooping” but it sounds like he’s just on the other side of it. Part of me wanted to waltz in anyway just to see what’s what but I’m honestly scared to know.

So I go to the other bathroom to pee and hopefully go number 2. I was kinda hoping he’d want to boink since it’s been a couple days and last week I went 5 days without cuz he was sick. All day he was hinting at it. Well, I am expecting him to be laying in bed waiting for me to cuddle and to feel on my butt cuz that’s literally EVERY NIGHT. well lights are off he’s on his side and doesn’t even move for me to lay down. Then barely cuddles me. Well that rubs me very wrong because it’s drastically different from normal. So I ask about it. I flat out ask him if he took care of himself in the bathroom and he said “no, I was pooping” but I KNOW that’s not true cuz it didn’t even smell A LITTLE and we don’t have vents so it’s obvious when we duece. Then he crashes hard which generally only happens after he nuts.

I’m pretty upset. I’m an insecure female as it is and now I’m all bloated and feeling VERY unsexy. He knows how I feel about porn and not only that but we JUST moved in together a few weeks ago AND he made me go 5 days without any and he can’t even go 3??? We’ve been long distance for damn near a year. To me it’s just a sign of things to come with this pregnancy and I truly thought we had a deeper connection than that.

Apparently not... 😩