Dog 💩 in the bed.

My husband and I sleep separate. And 99% of the time our 4 yo sleeps with me. I get up before anyone else to feed the cats, take my dog out and get ready for work. This morning I get to work and my husband starts texting me and bitching about not having sex. It’s only been 3 days. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I stop answering him and we don’t talk the rest of the day.

So I get home tonight. He doesn’t say anything to me. Ok whatever. Nothing new. My son runs up to me all excited saying “mom come here! Come see what’s in your room!” Im like what could it possibly be...

Walk in my room and he says “look what’s under the covers.”

I pull back the covers and what do I find?! Yup, you guessed it... dog shit smeared all over where my son and I usually lay. I should’ve taken a picture but just wanted to get the sheets off as quick as possible. The poop was smeared all over where our upper torsos would’ve been (to give you an idea). Like up by the pillows but not touching the pillows.

Now here’s where it gets really funny..

1. I think I would’ve noticed if I woke up laying in shit. I would’ve noticed the smell to say the least.

2. I think I would’ve noticed if I had shit stuck to my clothes or if it was on my hands or something.

3. After discovering the poop smeared on my sheets I double checked all the clothes I and my boy wore to bed. No poop whatsoever on any of it.

4. My dog has pooped on my bed before (due to old age - she’s 14) and she made sure to come out from under the covers and went to the foot of the bed.

In my opinion there’s just no way she shit on the bed right where we were laying all night. In my opinion, I think she pooped on the floor after I left for work and he got pissed and smeared it in my bed. Oh did I mention he hates my dog. Always has and always will. When I say hates I mean HATES her.

I’m just utterly shocked and sooooo pissed that my husband would do this! And I’m even more appalled that he covered it up with the comforter and made a joke of it to our son like it’s funny and ok to do that!