My cat scared the shit out of me

Usually I’m very hard to scare. But this was so sudden and random and loud that I almost shit my pants.

I let my cat out earlier. Idk wtf he does, climbs trees, eats bugs and probably field mice. He loves it. Usually when he wants to come in he will try to open the door. He’ll jump on the handle and it sounds like he’s trying to rip it off. I was staring out my window into the dark, the moonlight was so pretty and lighting up my back yard. It was a peaceful quiet moment. I zoned into it.

When my turd ass cat appeared/jumped violently and stuck himself with his claws to the screen on my window and hissed. I think he was trying to play, but he scared me so bad that I jumped into my fridge, hit my shoulder, had tunnel vision and heart palpitations. I look back over and he’s still on the window like “ya dumb bitch let me in” 🙄🙄

Oh my god dude. That jump scare was physically painful. I am disturbed.

Yes I let him in so he doesn’t give me a fucking heart attack being a psycho. Yes I still love him. I’m not mad at the cat. He’s a cat. But,

I just wanted to tell someone that I almost died and it was my cats fault.