Okay, it was 4am (see hair...) and I woke up totally sweaty so I went into the bathroom to change. In my half-conscious state I thought my belly had made stretch marks overnight in a bizarre pattern. I stared at them in the mirror SO confused for 30 seconds before realizing this is the pattern of my mattress under our sheets!

Omg, pregnancy brain. Had to share this with someone-definitely not on social media.

36+5 and I don't think I can get any bigger. Gained 50 pounds so far 😖 always sweaty, always tired...