IVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY ON BLOOD WEEK! ONLINE BIRTH CONTROL ORDERING IS AMAZING!!!!!!!

Goodness you guys I have had debilitating cramps since I first started my period when I was 11. I’m 26 now and I don’t remember there ever being a month when I didn’t get cramps. But this online birth control ordering shit is amazing! It took me like 5min to fill out the paperwork and got my pills in 2 weeks. And they also send me the next pack on time for me to skip my period. The same pack Im using I couldnt find for cheaper than $50 before. Now my first pack was only $5 and its only $15 each month after that with no insurance. Free with insurance. I started my new pack almost a week ago a couple days before I was supposed to start my period. The results are FANTABULOUS!

I was supposed to get my period 4 days ago and it hasnt come (yay). No spotting either. (woohoo clean panties!). Almost no cramps. Just some minor belly discomfort and slight nausea which I think comes from my body getting used to the rush of hormones cuz I only feel nauseas on an empty stomach and it goes away when I eat. But let me tell you THIS is WAAAAAAAAY better than cramps that kill every month -__-"

Like clockwork the first 2-3 days of my period are horrific! I can’t get out of bed and I’m so nauseas I don’t consume anything but water and toast for 48hours. Anything else makes me vomit. The only way I can handle the cramps is by popping like 4 painkillers and smoking medicinal marijuana.

I’ve gotten checked several times for anything abnormal that might be causing such bad cramps. There was one time my cramps were so bad they sent me to the hospital and I was told I had an ovarian cyst and a UTI. I don’t think that’s what causes my regular shitty cramps, but no other ‘abnormalities’ have been found in me that could be the cause of it. So I continued sucking it up and dealing with it.

I’ve wanted for a long time to use birth control to skip my periods to see if that would help. Lots of factors kept me from doing so in the past years like my parents not letting me when I was younger, not being able to afford insurance through my jobs, out of pocket costs being too high, etc. But when I saw you can order birth control online I first thought it was a scam. Then I kept seeing more ads online and even a commercial on tv so i thought maybe its a real thing. I did my research, and realized its legit!

I ordered my pack and now I'm enjoying the days I'm supposed to be on my period.

Just knowing that I could be writhing in pain on the floor right now and I'm not is enough to make me smile this entire 'bloodless' week! Woot woot! *Clap for me yall. I feel like I just discovered a treasure and a new quality of life 👌🏽😄🤗👏🏽