So for my vday present my bf is getting me (really us) a new ceiling fan and maybe paint for our bedroom. He brought up coral. I'm all for it, I didn't want to bring up pink because I thought he'd turn it down.

Today I thought of the best present for him. A fleshlight with a mold of my hooha. Mold a pussy with a fleshlight attachment. I told him I have the best present. He asked what and I said I can't tell you but its juicy and you'll be thinking of me while I'm at work. He shouted coochie mold and I said damn it you guessed. Then he ignored it and said yeah right there's no way in hell. I'm a terrible liar and I was being honest when I said damn it. I'm so glad he didn't realize that's what it is. Hehe